Spider-Man's a HUGE nerd.

You can call me Moose.

Oft described as a purple-haired ball of rage, I’m really just a geeky theatre tech who can’t make adult phone calls and has repeatedly left the house without her glasses on her face. I really like Chris Evans’ general existence and grilled cheese sandwiches. I work at a fabric store and ride my bike, and I'm working on learning how to play the ukulele.

"Moose is the reluctant Disney princess. Woodland creatures come around and she’s like “Fuck off, squirrel! Fucking birds! Fuck no, nobody invited you, skunk! Stop staring at me, deer!”

“A slightly grumpy muppet.” -Remy
"A bespectacled Peter Pan
with bonkers anime hair" .-Ainsley.
“Quietly drinking tea
is a mask for the passion
of this heroine.” -Amanda

"Let us read, and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.”

Don't start none.
Won't be none.
-Ancient Tibetan philosophy